Top 10 Fakers on Twitter ( who’re way cooler than the originals )

1. Batman

 

This was a bad idea letting Alfred pick what movie to watch on movie night. "Superman Returns". Really?

2. Sanjaya

 

Paula punk’ed out. There, I said it.

3. Hugh Jackman

 

<RRRRRRRRRAWR>

4. Jesus Christ

 

Had a hard time resurrecting myself from bed this morning. So, running a tad bit late.

5. Condoleeza Rice

 

No!!! Hillary just snooped through my call log while I was in the bathroom. She knows I’ve been drunk-dialing Kofi !

6 . Osama Bin Laden

 

Received my first deposit from very polite Nigerian prince who contacted me by e-mail… can’t wait to get the rest !

7. Adam Sandler

 

I am the smartest man alive !

8. FakeSarahPalin

 

EVERY1 CALM DOWN, OBAMA IS AMERICAN. THERE ARE 52 STATES WHEN YOU INCLUDE HAWAII AND RHODE ISLAND. ISLANDS CAN BE STATES! SRSLY.

9. Steve Wozniak

 

What do you think they edit PC commercials on?

10. Santa Claus

 

Just because your professor chooses not to believe does not mean I do not exist. I will always exist as long as 1 believes.